The Cherry Pie Guy

So, MizSplotchy and I are flipping channels a month or so ago, 'cause there's nothing on the TV.

We come across a VH1 documentary series on heavy metal, Heavy: The Story Of Metal -- the chapter we saw was focusing a lot on the hair metal bands of the 80's.

We didn't know what we had lucked into. There was a rant by Warrant's lead singer Jani Lane about the misery rained down on him from writing the song "Cherry Pie", which was one of the funniest things I have seen in recent memory.

MizSplotchy was wandering the Internets today and found the Jani Lane clip from the show, so I can now present it to you in all its glory.

Jani Lane - The Cherry Pie Guy